happy birthday baby.
“ Life is unjust, life is cruel if you have a tiny tool. ”
Best spam subject line of the day
Dear Corned Beef,
I love you but you made me throw up on St. Patty’s day. I don’t know when I will be able to return to your salty, tender tastiness, but one day we will be together again.
Love, Me
“ Will dance for gum. ”
Best spam message of the day
sand dollars (via thisistami)
thumbs up!
we’ll miss you bettie!
